mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 1, 2008 19:58:48 GMT -6
("Loser" plays throughtout the arena as Mikey Whipwreck comes out still the ECW TV Champion. he walks to the ring and grabs the microphone)
" Last night, I survived my match with that psychopath, Al Snow, keeping my title and winning head in the process. It was one of the greatest matches i've ever had. But, when i walked out of the ring into the back, i noticed something. No one, and i mean NO ONE was cheering. all i got was a round of applause from the crowd. I worked my a$$ off to win that match, and all i get is a round of applause, and a small one at that. But, when Al snow walked to the back, the crowd was cheering for him, and crying for him cause he lost head. What the hell is wrong with you people? you boo the winner and cheer the loser? This is why i hate this place. you people are some of the biggest hypocrites i know. You scream for blood and good wrestling, but when you see it, you don't acknowledge it. Why the hell should i ever wrestle in front of you people? give me a reason and i'll stay here, although you morons may not want good wrestling here anymore."
(throws the mic down, standing in front of the booing crowd)
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 1, 2008 20:06:27 GMT -6
(Cactus walks out with a bandage across his head.)
"Mikey, you had the chance to do things right but you messed it all up! You say they can't see good wrestling? What about my match Mikey? I gave it all in that match. Blood, sweat and tears! What do you think about that Mikey?"
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 1, 2008 20:14:37 GMT -6
(Picking his microphone back up, laughing)
"Oh please, Jack. there was blood because everyone's hands were fisted so tight they were bleeding. Everyone was sweating because it was hot, and this dump doesn't even make enough money to have air conditioning. And there were tears because everyone was crying that the match was over. The only thing you or sandman are ever good for is blood. You guys can't wrestle, so you compensate by treying to lose every drop of blood you have. You two are nothing but stuntmen, simple as THAT!"
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 1, 2008 20:21:42 GMT -6
"Hey Mikey your match was great; I won't deny it. But your ego got in the way. Realize the good Mikey. You won the title and retained it! Ya know what I think Mikey is that you need a good ass whooping right NOW!"
(Cactus runs to the ring and the crowd cheers.)
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 1, 2008 20:42:11 GMT -6
(Mikey runs out of the ring)
Whoa, there. you're almost as crazy as Snow. You want a match? you got it. how about we put my title on the line, too. But, not tonight.
I don't want to embarass you in front of these idiots here tonight. Why don't have that match on thursday night? I'll put my title on the line, too. How's that?
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 1, 2008 20:47:05 GMT -6
"Your on Mikey! But just realize it won't be long until you are defeated and that TV Title is mine!"
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 1, 2008 20:51:49 GMT -6
"Yeah right, you're just too d**n hurt. I may not be the best wrestler in the world, but i know that when your opponent is hurt, you go after that. So, it shouldn't be that hard to beat you two nights from now."
(Mikey throws the mic again and walks to the back)
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 1, 2008 23:19:38 GMT -6
"Actually Mikey I consider myself more in the world title picture. So instead of your title on the line, how about we make it just a good ol' ultimate grudge match? No rules and anything goes! Bite that, Mikey!"
(Cactus goes into the crowd and walks out of the arena.)
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 2, 2008 19:09:00 GMT -6
(Turns around, laughing. picks the mic up again)
"Well, it must be a small picture, cause there's no champion here, still. In a way, since i am the only one actually holding a championship, i guess i'm the main man in this place. So, you know what? i hear that there is some kind of tournament to at least try and name a world championship. And, i also hear that it is a deathmatch tournament. So, i'm not gonna accept your challenge for a no rules grudge match. Instead, i'm gonna challenge YOU to a 100 lighttubes deathmatch for our first round match. I think you know how it goes. The ring will be surrounded by 100 light tubes, which are perfectly legal. As a matter of fact, anything is still legal. So, it would be an honor to kick your a$$ on my way to becoming a double champion."
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 2, 2008 19:32:07 GMT -6
"Mikey screw you and your ego! You think you are the best everywhere you go! I will remember tommorow to throw you straight into a lighttube cabin and watch you bleed! It's not what I necessarily want; it's what the crowd wants. And about you capturing that world title, HA DREAM ON!!!!"
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 2, 2008 19:45:31 GMT -6
this stupid crowd doesn't know what it wants. Like i said, it wouldn't know good wrestling if it bit them in the ass. And i'm sure everyone's gonna remember tomorrow, when i make ECW history by becoming one of few men to become a double champion! Theres a reason why i believe that, cause i AM THE BEST!
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 2, 2008 19:55:55 GMT -6
"Believe what you want. It isn't a mind game Mikey."
(Cactus walks out of the arena and slams the exit door behind him.)
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mikeywhipwreck
Mid-Carder
ECW GM
i'm not crazy, just mentally unstable!
Posts: 36
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Post by mikeywhipwreck on Jul 2, 2008 19:57:55 GMT -6
"That's what you think. BANG BANG!!"
(walks into the backstage)
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