Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 3, 2008 17:19:21 GMT -6
Joey Styles: Hello I'm Joey Styles and welcome to ECW! Tonight is a tournament of all extreme matches for the ECW World Title! Let's get this show on the road!
(Al Snow walks out of the entrance curtain. The crowd cheers and boos at him. Sandman quickly runs out and attacks Al.)
MATCH 1: SANDMAN VS AL SNOW FLAMING TABLES MATCH
Sandman takes a beer can and smashes it across Al's head. Al falls to the ground, crippled by the beer can shot. Sandman takes his kendo stick and goes for a hit on Al but Al throws him away. He takes Sandman's head and thrusts it into a guard rail. Sandman stumbles around while Al hits a DDT, sending him into the cement. He is very woozy from this and watches Al pull a table out. Al sets up the table and cheers to the crowd. Sandman stands up and superkicks Al. He stumbles back and falls onto the cement. Sandman takes a box of matches out from his pocket and strikes one against the table. The dry wood table lit up instantly. Al runs over to Sandman and hits him with brass knuckles across the face. Sandman falls down, his forehead leaking blood already. Al picks him and sets him up for a powerbomb. Sandman is now up in the air but reverses into a hurricanrana. Al goes through the table, burns covering his clothes. He rolls into a guardrail, his body still smoking. Sandman stands up with the help of the ring apron and holds one arm up. The crowd goes wild. Sandman moves on!
RESULT: SANDMAN DEF. AL SNOW (8:33)
(Mikey walks out to the ring, looking at the ring ropes. They are now covered in lighttubes. He gets in the ring carefully and waits. Cactus's music hits and he comes out with a barbed wire 2x4. The crowd goes nuts. He walks to the ring and hops in.)
MATCH 2: MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS CACTUS JACK 100 LIGHTTUBES MATCH
(Cactus and Mikey do not even wait for the bell to ring as the two begin punching each other repeatedly. Mikey takes Cactus by the arm and attempts an irish whip but to no avail Cactus reverses it. He sends Mikey into an array of tubes, shattering them instantly. The crowd begans to chant E-C-W! E-C-W!. Mikey leans over in pain, blood pouring off his back. Cactus picks him and tries to hit a clothesline but Mikey reverses and drop toe holds Cactus out of the ring. Cactus flys through a pit of bulbs, yelling in pain. Mikey gets up and gets out of the ring. He drags Cactus off the ground by his hair and rolls him in. Mikey, still in pain, gets on the apron and runs to a turnbuckle. He gets up and hits a flying elbow right to Cactus's throat. Cactus gasps for air. Mikey rolls him up.
Cactus kicks out with all his might. Mikey gets him up but Cactus quickly hits a double arm DDT into a stack of tubes. Mikey is covered in blood and so is Cactus. Cactus rolls Mikey up for the count.
Mikey quickly reverses into a pin.
Cactus kicks and reverses it into a pin.
Cactus rolls away from Mikey with glass still stuck in his arm and face. His blood pours down his face onto his chest. The crowd is shocked by they cheer loudly. Cactus moves on!
RESULT: CACTUS DEF. MIKEY WHIPWRECK (6:21)
Joey Styles: Everyone so far was bloodied in the tournament! But, as stipulations go, Mikey will defend his TV Title against all the losers in a Barbed Wire Boards match! But before that happens let's see an incredible match-up featuring CM Punk and Jeff Hardy!
(Jeff Hardy's music hits. The lighting turns bluish-neon and the crowd cheers. Jeff races to the ring barefoot. He climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for CM Punk.)
(CM Punk's music hits. He comes out and holds up the X sign. He gets by the apron and climbs a turnbuckle. The bell rings.)
MATCH 3: CM PUNK VS. JEFF HARDY BAREFOOT THUMBTACK MATCH
(The middle of the ring is covered with 5,000 thumbtacks. Jeff and CM Punk are both barefoot. The two circled the ring until the locked up. Jeff pushes CM against a turnbuckle. Punk takes advantage and loosens the padding. Jeff holds onto Punk until he is thrown into the corner of the unprotected turnbuckle. He falls back and Punk hits a bulldog on him. Punk goes for a pin.
Jeff kicks with ease. Punk puts him in a headlock but Jeff wiggles out and kicks Punk in the chin. Punk falls back and Jeff hits a legdrop. Jeff climbs up on the turnbuckle to jump onto Punk but he gets up and grabs Jeff. Jeff tries to fight out. Punk throws him off and Jeff flies into the pile of tacks. He yells in pain as tacks enter his arms and legs and back. Punk goes for a pin.
Jeff kicks out again. Punk gets up, taking Jeff up with him. Jeff kicks him in the gut and hits a twist of fate. Punk is slammed into the tacks, his face and chest covered in them. Jeff quickly gets up on the turnbuckle. He hits the Swanton with no problem and rolls Punk up.
Jeff won! He grabs his side in pain and rolls out, tacks still in his body. He walks backstage.)
RESULT: JEFF HARDY DEF. CM PUNK (5:58)
Joey Styles: What a night so far! In the Barbed Wire Cage it will be Jeff Hardy VS Sandman VS Cactus Jack! That will be a classic! First though will be a Barbed Wire Boards match for the TV Title! Let's go!
(Mikey walks out in pain, bandages over his wounds. He holds up the belt, recieving a loud boo. Al Snow runs out and hits Mikey with a chair. He falls down to the ground. Where's CM Punk? Al begins his assault on Mikey and punches him in the gut and face. Punk runs out and throws Al off. The ref rings the bell.)
MATCH 4: MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS AL SNOW VS CM PUNK BARBED WIRE BOARDS FOR TV TITLE
(Mikey lays on the ground in pain as Al and Punk fight. Al throws Punk down the entrance area and Punk gets in the ring. Al runs after him with the chair. He gets in but Punk quickly kicks the chair into Al's face. Al falls down, out cold. Punk goes for a pin.
Broken up by Mikey! Mikey picks up Punk and punches him. He then throws him into a barbed wire board. Punk is stuck and might need help getting out. Mikey gets Al up but Al punches Mikey in the head. Mikey falls back. The EMT's and ring crew are cutting Punk out of the barbed wire. He falls down on the canvas and tries to catch his breath. Mikey punches Al in the nuts and hits a DDT. Al gets up fast but Mikey hits a spinebuster. Mikey punches Al until Al reverses with a kick to the back of head. Mikey stumbles and Al throws him out of the ring, straight onto cement. Al turns around and Punk picks Al up for GTS. He throws Al's face onto his knee and rolls him up rather quick.
Punk is the new TV Champ! He holds the belt in his sweaty hands and holds it up. The crowd cheers and claps.)
RESULT: CM PUNK DEF. AL SNOW AND MIKEY WHIPWRECK TO BECOME NEW TV CHAMP. (10:00)
Joey Styles: Punk recovered and managed to win gold! But tonight's main event is about to happen! A vicious Barbed Wire Steel Cage! I'm excited to see who becomes the new ECW World Champ!
(The cage lowers and the crowd cheers wildly. The barbed wire surrounds the top.)
(Sandman's music hits now and he walks out with his beer and kendo stick. His body is in pain. He cheers with the crowd but does no want to over do it. He goes in through the door and waits. Cactus's music hits and he walks out a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. He also limps to the ring in pain and waits for the last man to come out. The lights change colors and Jeff comes out. One tack is still in his arm. He gets in the cage and the bell rings.
MATCH 5: JEFF HARDY VS CACTUS JACK VS SANDMAN BARBED WIRE CAGE FOR ECW WORLD TITLE
(The three are hurt and breathing heavily. Sandman and Cactus run after each other and begin to fight with their weapons. Jeff makes no attempt to wait and begins climbing the cage. Sandman and Cactus quickly stop and pull him off. They begin to beat on him. Cactus runs against the ropes and comes back, hitting Sandman with a huge clothesline. He stalls for a moment and turns around, recieving a dropkick from Jeff. Cactus and Sandman are down as Jeff makes his way to the cage. He begins to ascend but Sandman pulls him off quickly and slams him on the mat. Jeff's back is now hurt. Cactus gets up and runs after Sandman. Sandman pushes him into the cage and Cactus falls. Sandman makes his way to the turnbuckle and then grabs on the cage. He gets to the top and the barbed wire pokes his hands. He begins to feel the pain in his palms. Jeff climbs up with him and they begin punching. Sandman pushes him off and Jeff falls onto the barbed wire 2x4. He lays motionless in pain. Sandman climbs past the wire. He cheers to the crowd. CM Punk runs from the crowd with his title. He climbs up the cage and pulls Sandman's leg. Sandman falls into the ring face first. The crowd boos and jeers loudly. Punk runs to the door and opens it. The refs try to take him away but he pushes them. Cactus runs over but Punk slams the door in his face. Cactus falls backwards. Jeff runs over and tries to open the door. Punk has it held shut tightly. Cactus slowly gets up and punches Jeff. He hits a Cactus Clothesline on Jeff and he falls to the ground in pain. Sandman runs over to Cactus and throws him against the cage. He opens the door but recieves a chair shot from Punk. He falls down busted open. Cactus begins to climb the cage. He makes his way to the top and stands on it. Punk tries to shake but Cactus leaps off and hits Punk with a crossbody, ushering a "Holy nuts!" from the crowd. Cactus gets up with a bloody face and many welts and holds up the ECW World Title. The crowd cheers and he walks into the crowd to celebrate.)
RESULT: CACTUS JACK DEF. JEFF HARDY AND SANDMAN TO WIN ECW WORLD TITLE (25:23)
(Al Snow walks out of the entrance curtain. The crowd cheers and boos at him. Sandman quickly runs out and attacks Al.)
MATCH 1: SANDMAN VS AL SNOW FLAMING TABLES MATCH
Sandman takes a beer can and smashes it across Al's head. Al falls to the ground, crippled by the beer can shot. Sandman takes his kendo stick and goes for a hit on Al but Al throws him away. He takes Sandman's head and thrusts it into a guard rail. Sandman stumbles around while Al hits a DDT, sending him into the cement. He is very woozy from this and watches Al pull a table out. Al sets up the table and cheers to the crowd. Sandman stands up and superkicks Al. He stumbles back and falls onto the cement. Sandman takes a box of matches out from his pocket and strikes one against the table. The dry wood table lit up instantly. Al runs over to Sandman and hits him with brass knuckles across the face. Sandman falls down, his forehead leaking blood already. Al picks him and sets him up for a powerbomb. Sandman is now up in the air but reverses into a hurricanrana. Al goes through the table, burns covering his clothes. He rolls into a guardrail, his body still smoking. Sandman stands up with the help of the ring apron and holds one arm up. The crowd goes wild. Sandman moves on!
RESULT: SANDMAN DEF. AL SNOW (8:33)
(Mikey walks out to the ring, looking at the ring ropes. They are now covered in lighttubes. He gets in the ring carefully and waits. Cactus's music hits and he comes out with a barbed wire 2x4. The crowd goes nuts. He walks to the ring and hops in.)
MATCH 2: MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS CACTUS JACK 100 LIGHTTUBES MATCH
(Cactus and Mikey do not even wait for the bell to ring as the two begin punching each other repeatedly. Mikey takes Cactus by the arm and attempts an irish whip but to no avail Cactus reverses it. He sends Mikey into an array of tubes, shattering them instantly. The crowd begans to chant E-C-W! E-C-W!. Mikey leans over in pain, blood pouring off his back. Cactus picks him and tries to hit a clothesline but Mikey reverses and drop toe holds Cactus out of the ring. Cactus flys through a pit of bulbs, yelling in pain. Mikey gets up and gets out of the ring. He drags Cactus off the ground by his hair and rolls him in. Mikey, still in pain, gets on the apron and runs to a turnbuckle. He gets up and hits a flying elbow right to Cactus's throat. Cactus gasps for air. Mikey rolls him up.
1.. 2..
Cactus kicks out with all his might. Mikey gets him up but Cactus quickly hits a double arm DDT into a stack of tubes. Mikey is covered in blood and so is Cactus. Cactus rolls Mikey up for the count.
1.. 2..
Mikey quickly reverses into a pin.
1.. 2..
Cactus kicks and reverses it into a pin.
1.. 2.. 3!
Cactus rolls away from Mikey with glass still stuck in his arm and face. His blood pours down his face onto his chest. The crowd is shocked by they cheer loudly. Cactus moves on!
RESULT: CACTUS DEF. MIKEY WHIPWRECK (6:21)
Joey Styles: Everyone so far was bloodied in the tournament! But, as stipulations go, Mikey will defend his TV Title against all the losers in a Barbed Wire Boards match! But before that happens let's see an incredible match-up featuring CM Punk and Jeff Hardy!
(Jeff Hardy's music hits. The lighting turns bluish-neon and the crowd cheers. Jeff races to the ring barefoot. He climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for CM Punk.)
(CM Punk's music hits. He comes out and holds up the X sign. He gets by the apron and climbs a turnbuckle. The bell rings.)
MATCH 3: CM PUNK VS. JEFF HARDY BAREFOOT THUMBTACK MATCH
(The middle of the ring is covered with 5,000 thumbtacks. Jeff and CM Punk are both barefoot. The two circled the ring until the locked up. Jeff pushes CM against a turnbuckle. Punk takes advantage and loosens the padding. Jeff holds onto Punk until he is thrown into the corner of the unprotected turnbuckle. He falls back and Punk hits a bulldog on him. Punk goes for a pin.
1... 2...
Jeff kicks with ease. Punk puts him in a headlock but Jeff wiggles out and kicks Punk in the chin. Punk falls back and Jeff hits a legdrop. Jeff climbs up on the turnbuckle to jump onto Punk but he gets up and grabs Jeff. Jeff tries to fight out. Punk throws him off and Jeff flies into the pile of tacks. He yells in pain as tacks enter his arms and legs and back. Punk goes for a pin.
1.. 2..
Jeff kicks out again. Punk gets up, taking Jeff up with him. Jeff kicks him in the gut and hits a twist of fate. Punk is slammed into the tacks, his face and chest covered in them. Jeff quickly gets up on the turnbuckle. He hits the Swanton with no problem and rolls Punk up.
1... 2... 3!
Jeff won! He grabs his side in pain and rolls out, tacks still in his body. He walks backstage.)
RESULT: JEFF HARDY DEF. CM PUNK (5:58)
Joey Styles: What a night so far! In the Barbed Wire Cage it will be Jeff Hardy VS Sandman VS Cactus Jack! That will be a classic! First though will be a Barbed Wire Boards match for the TV Title! Let's go!
(Mikey walks out in pain, bandages over his wounds. He holds up the belt, recieving a loud boo. Al Snow runs out and hits Mikey with a chair. He falls down to the ground. Where's CM Punk? Al begins his assault on Mikey and punches him in the gut and face. Punk runs out and throws Al off. The ref rings the bell.)
MATCH 4: MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS AL SNOW VS CM PUNK BARBED WIRE BOARDS FOR TV TITLE
(Mikey lays on the ground in pain as Al and Punk fight. Al throws Punk down the entrance area and Punk gets in the ring. Al runs after him with the chair. He gets in but Punk quickly kicks the chair into Al's face. Al falls down, out cold. Punk goes for a pin.
1... 2...
Broken up by Mikey! Mikey picks up Punk and punches him. He then throws him into a barbed wire board. Punk is stuck and might need help getting out. Mikey gets Al up but Al punches Mikey in the head. Mikey falls back. The EMT's and ring crew are cutting Punk out of the barbed wire. He falls down on the canvas and tries to catch his breath. Mikey punches Al in the nuts and hits a DDT. Al gets up fast but Mikey hits a spinebuster. Mikey punches Al until Al reverses with a kick to the back of head. Mikey stumbles and Al throws him out of the ring, straight onto cement. Al turns around and Punk picks Al up for GTS. He throws Al's face onto his knee and rolls him up rather quick.
1... 2... 3!
Punk is the new TV Champ! He holds the belt in his sweaty hands and holds it up. The crowd cheers and claps.)
RESULT: CM PUNK DEF. AL SNOW AND MIKEY WHIPWRECK TO BECOME NEW TV CHAMP. (10:00)
Joey Styles: Punk recovered and managed to win gold! But tonight's main event is about to happen! A vicious Barbed Wire Steel Cage! I'm excited to see who becomes the new ECW World Champ!
(The cage lowers and the crowd cheers wildly. The barbed wire surrounds the top.)
(Sandman's music hits now and he walks out with his beer and kendo stick. His body is in pain. He cheers with the crowd but does no want to over do it. He goes in through the door and waits. Cactus's music hits and he walks out a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. He also limps to the ring in pain and waits for the last man to come out. The lights change colors and Jeff comes out. One tack is still in his arm. He gets in the cage and the bell rings.
MATCH 5: JEFF HARDY VS CACTUS JACK VS SANDMAN BARBED WIRE CAGE FOR ECW WORLD TITLE
(The three are hurt and breathing heavily. Sandman and Cactus run after each other and begin to fight with their weapons. Jeff makes no attempt to wait and begins climbing the cage. Sandman and Cactus quickly stop and pull him off. They begin to beat on him. Cactus runs against the ropes and comes back, hitting Sandman with a huge clothesline. He stalls for a moment and turns around, recieving a dropkick from Jeff. Cactus and Sandman are down as Jeff makes his way to the cage. He begins to ascend but Sandman pulls him off quickly and slams him on the mat. Jeff's back is now hurt. Cactus gets up and runs after Sandman. Sandman pushes him into the cage and Cactus falls. Sandman makes his way to the turnbuckle and then grabs on the cage. He gets to the top and the barbed wire pokes his hands. He begins to feel the pain in his palms. Jeff climbs up with him and they begin punching. Sandman pushes him off and Jeff falls onto the barbed wire 2x4. He lays motionless in pain. Sandman climbs past the wire. He cheers to the crowd. CM Punk runs from the crowd with his title. He climbs up the cage and pulls Sandman's leg. Sandman falls into the ring face first. The crowd boos and jeers loudly. Punk runs to the door and opens it. The refs try to take him away but he pushes them. Cactus runs over but Punk slams the door in his face. Cactus falls backwards. Jeff runs over and tries to open the door. Punk has it held shut tightly. Cactus slowly gets up and punches Jeff. He hits a Cactus Clothesline on Jeff and he falls to the ground in pain. Sandman runs over to Cactus and throws him against the cage. He opens the door but recieves a chair shot from Punk. He falls down busted open. Cactus begins to climb the cage. He makes his way to the top and stands on it. Punk tries to shake but Cactus leaps off and hits Punk with a crossbody, ushering a "Holy nuts!" from the crowd. Cactus gets up with a bloody face and many welts and holds up the ECW World Title. The crowd cheers and he walks into the crowd to celebrate.)
RESULT: CACTUS JACK DEF. JEFF HARDY AND SANDMAN TO WIN ECW WORLD TITLE (25:23)